“Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had, and what you’ve learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.”
Author Unknown
“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece,
but not too much.”
George Harrison
“To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent – that is to triumph over old age.”
Thomas Bailey Aldrich
“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.”
Jean Paul Richter
* You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying!
* “Over the hill” is a relative term—but here’s a sled, just in case. Happy Birthday!
* Statistics have proven that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. You’re statistically guaranteed to have a happy birthday.
* Growing old is mandatory. Growing up, however, is optional. Happy Birthday, old friend!
* At this point, you probably want to forget your birthday. Fortunately, I haven’t. Happy ____th Birthday!
* So many birthdays. So few candles. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
* You’re not fifty yet. You’re $49.95. Happy Birthday.
* Forget your past—it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot. Happy Birthday!
* Let’s take a birthday photo. Smile while you’ve still got the teeth!
* In spite of the advances in science, we’ve still found no cure for excessive birthdays. Happy Birthday—hope to see you next year!
* The first twenty years are the best half of your life. Happy 39th!
* Old age isn’t so bad. After all, consider the alternative. Happy Birthday.
“My mother is going to have to stop lying about her age because
pretty soon I’m going to be older than she is.”
Tripp Evans
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
“Age deosn’t matter, unless your cheese.”
John Paul Getty
“I wish you happiness and joy in life
And many more birthdays to bring you delight.”
“The butterfly counts not months but moments,
and has time enough.”
Rabindranath Tagore