Best # 50+ Funny Happy Birthday Wishes, Quotes, and Messages

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Every person wishes a happy birthday different ways; generally, people use to wish a happy birthday to their friends in funny ways and make a day very special. If you also want to wish birthday as a funny way here we collect best Funny Birthday Wishes, Funny Birthday Quotes, and Funny Birthday Messages for you. Birthday is a very special day in everyone life. All peoples are celebrating a birthday in a various way like arrange parties for friends and family or spend the whole day with loved once and celebrated the day.

Best 50+ Funny Happy Birthday Wishes, Quotes, and Messages

Birthday Wishes
Birthday Wishes
 Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!

OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.

I wanted to put candles on the cake, but it is hard to put that many on it and I ran out of space. Happy Birthday to my favorite person!

You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, But then I remembered you already have me in your life.

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes
For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.

You can open your eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire. Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs.

I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.

Friendship is a bond between two human minds which will be stronger if cake is shared between them! Happy cake-eating day, my friend!

You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you feel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!

Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don't fit into the envelope.

Birthday Greetings
Birthday Greetings
On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!

Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring. Happy birthday.

You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!

I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!

On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there. Happy birthday.

Funny Birthday Messages
Funny Birthday Messages
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

You think you are special just because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!

A year has 365 days but it is only a day that you receive presents and birthday wishes,yet some people only miss to wish you,here is a special wish from me.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.

I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!

May your life be long and useful like a tissue paper so that whenever you unroll a day it always brings you success and victory.

Birthday Wishes for Friend
Birthday Wishes for Friend
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!

Many people remember presents more than the years they have while celebrating their birthdays. 

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Birthday Cards
Birthday Cards
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience! Wish you a Happy Birthday!!

You know you are getting old when instead of blowing of a candle,you put it off with your saliva because your lungs are too old to produce air.

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.

Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

Funny Birthday Wishes
Funny Birthday Wishes
Stop having so many birthdays! Seriously, each year it gets more difficult to find you a gift.

Your birthday should be a national holiday.  I'll be the first to volunteer to take a day off work in your honor.

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

No one holds a candle to you on your birthday. That’s because you’re probably already hot from all the candles on your cake.

Don't let anyone tell you that you are old, especially if you can hear them say it without having to read lips.

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

Happy Birthday Messages
Happy Birthday Messages
For your birthday, I’m going to treat you like you’ve always treated me. Just think about that for a second. Happy Birthday!

Happy B-day! The letter “B” means only ‘Birthday’… But you can have a few ‘B’eers to celebrate!

Adding a candle on your cake today means your doctor will probably be adding another pill to your daily regimen of medicine.

Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.

Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

According to the government, your birthday is a very important day. It’s the day you become a citizen.

Happy Birthday Wishes
Happy Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday! Just 364 more days until you have to endure another barrage of birthday wishes.

The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you're getting older. Anyway, happy birthday!

I hope your birthday is filled with happiness and joy. Oh, you’re spending it with your family? I’m sorry - truly.

Hey if you think about it, 'over the hill' is not such a bad thing. After all, going downhill is a lot easier and more fun. Think of life as a roller coaster. Happy birthday.

Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake...

Happy birthday to someone I hope realizes is way too old to go snowboarding or surfing.
Happy Birthday Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes
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