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I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.
Happy birthday. Don't be sad you're a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.
Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.
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We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.
You're another year older and another year wiser So put your brain to work And figure out there ain't no gift for you.
So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.
Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.
Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.
Happy birthday. I guess we've reached the age when every compliment we get is typically accompanied by "for someone your age."
It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.
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No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday. Stop counting your candles and start counting your blessings. You still have hair on your head, not in your ears and nose!
Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!
The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.
You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.
It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.
Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.
People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.
It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!
See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!
What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!
You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.
Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!
For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.
Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!
I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!
On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready.
Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!
Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!
Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.
Many wishes for a happy birthday. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. But than again, we would need to narrow that down a bit.
You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.
I wanted to invite your friends this year, but than I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.
I looked all over for some classy messages, but sadly I turned up with nothing. I guess they know you too well.
Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.
You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.
You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.
I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.
It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today.
Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.
It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.
You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.
No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.
Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.
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