More Funny Birthday Wishes
“It sure was easier remembering your age when you were 29 every year”
“What have you got to lose at your age? Other than hair, hearing, eyesight, flexibilty, memory…”
“Get wild and crazy on your birthday. You know, rent an R rated movie, eat extra butter popcorn and stay up passed eight”
“Age is just a number. A very telling number, but still just a number”
“May your wishes come true and your spouse not find out”
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. – George Burns
A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. -Robert Frost
Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
The daily stresses of life can often leave us feeling tightly wound up and frazzled. Laughter and humor can be the best ways of coping and even overcoming the hassles we have to deal with in our everyday lives. Not only does humor make life more fun, but it can also be a way of strengthening relationships, dealing with others effectively, and also encouraging others to join in and share in the joy you create.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. – George Burns
A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. -Robert Frost
Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
Often it is fatal to live too long. – Racine
Birthdays, of course, are occasions full of joy, so what can be a better time to inject humor in life than on such a special day? Here are a few funny birthday sayings that you can use when a friend or someone in the family has a birthday party, or even in a birthday card you send.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, “Ted, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
Ted says, “I feel like a newborn baby.”
“Really? Like a newborn baby?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. – George Burns
A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. -Robert Frost
Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
Often it is fatal to live too long. – Racine
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, “Ted, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
Ted says, “I feel like a newborn baby.”
“Really? Like a newborn baby?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
Birthdays are a time to say,
We hope you have the greatest day,
Laugh, smile and celebrate with friends
May the magical days show no ends!
Happy Birthday!
Your yesterdays are important-
They shaped you as you are today;
A person for the world to depend on…
Kind, caring, creative, positive and achieving.
Happy birthday to a special person,
Tomorrow awaits -
Seize every moment – live every day.
Reflections on the year that past,
Anticipation for the year that lies ahead,
For so many special qualities we cherish you!
So, our birthday congratulations we send to you,
on this your magical day
with lots of warmth, fellowship and love.
A birthday bouquet of words I send to you -
May the days ahead be bright and colorful…
full of joy, happiness and friendship.
May you continue to be
such an uplifting and positive force in so many people’s lives
And may your year ahead
Be blessed and happy – Always.
We’re sending you this birthday wish today,
With all our love and only best wishes
Forever grateful…
having you in our lives.
Happy Birthday!
You are a friend to many,
You nurture family ties,
You live your life by example.
We cherish and value having you in our lives
Happy Birthday!
Maybe you don’t need any of these birthday wishes quotes .Maybe you have uncommon memory with hin/her.In these case ,you won’t need all of these .What you should writh in your bithday card is just your own feelings .
These classical ,funny or moving birthday quotes can’t represent what you want say !
So Just Write What you want to say to her/him!
“Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had, and what you’ve learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.”
Author Unknown
“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece,
but not too much.”
George Harrison
“To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent – that is to triumph over old age.”
Thomas Bailey Aldrich
“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.”
Jean Paul Richter
* You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying!
* “Over the hill” is a relative term—but here’s a sled, just in case. Happy Birthday!
* Statistics have proven that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. You’re statistically guaranteed to have a happy birthday.
* Growing old is mandatory. Growing up, however, is optional. Happy Birthday, old friend!
* At this point, you probably want to forget your birthday. Fortunately, I haven’t. Happy ____th Birthday!
* So many birthdays. So few candles. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
* You’re not fifty yet. You’re $49.95. Happy Birthday.
* Forget your past—it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot. Happy Birthday!
* Let’s take a birthday photo. Smile while you’ve still got the teeth!
* In spite of the advances in science, we’ve still found no cure for excessive birthdays. Happy Birthday—hope to see you next year!
* The first twenty years are the best half of your life. Happy 39th!
* Old age isn’t so bad. After all, consider the alternative. Happy Birthday.
“My mother is going to have to stop lying about her age because
pretty soon I’m going to be older than she is.”
Tripp Evans
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
“Age deosn’t matter, unless your cheese.”
John Paul Getty
“I wish you happiness and joy in life
And many more birthdays to bring you delight.”
“The butterfly counts not months but moments,
and has time enough.”
Rabindranath Tagore
Today, the memories you would like to wish you a warm sweet dreams today, wish you the joy I wish you a birthday this year, extremely good!.
I wish I sent your blessings that strikes you the most fresh and worth reading a hundred times, and wish you a happy happy happy birthday!.
I’m glad today is your birthday, the teacher said I was a gift God gives to you, I hope this gift is not too bad, I wish you happiness!
If you’re still up, quickly open the windows did not see it …? Is not a star in you whisper them? Yes, quickly make a wish (a meteor) because it is blessed with you Oh! Birthday
I have a hard to forget that you have been feeling deep in my heart till today I have a chance to say to you ~ happy birthday and that is ah ….[] friends ~
Hey ~ ~ ~ congratulate you on your first company in the special prize, the prize is “Happy Birthday” to one and a birthday song. You will have a hand in the awards for your service, thank you for your participation. I wish you “Happy Birthday.”
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Stars down to three seconds. The moon rises in a day. Earth to be one year. To a person in 24 hours. Love someone to life. But a blessing just for you happy holidays as long as one second
One year spent similar but each year is different. Wake up surprised to discover is not a dream after another heavy wrinkles between the eyebrows. In your birthday this day, just want you to be happy, healthy, beautiful and happy birthday!
Sweet honey, your sweet smile Honey, if the flowers to bloom in the spring, the opening in the spring wind. Why do you smile so sweet? I sent you a text message. Happy Birthday, Baby!
Today, the memories you would like to wish you a warm sweet dreams today, wish you the joy I wish you a birthday this year, extremely good!.
I remember a painted screen in add a lot better on the memory, bright, such as weaving. My dear friend, please accept my profound wish all the joy to accompany you.
I wish I sent your blessings that strikes you the most fresh and worth reading a hundred times, and wish you a happy happy happy birthday!.
Beautiful rings you use compiled a calendar of dissemination of ink fragrance, every year the calendar that I will deeply miss the page with your birthday wishes!
Give you a bowl of noodles, not salty nor short. Eat it live longer, make you happy your fill. Good luck there every day, to permanent health. Today is your birthday, I wish you Evergreen Evergreen, Yong Mu spring!
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
Bob Dylan
He not busy being born is busy dying.
Anonymous
You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
Jean Paul Richter
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Oprah Winfrey
When did you last hear someone say any of these phrases: I love you, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, or Happy Birthday? These phrases are done to death, but they remain popular. If you like to be offbeat, you can express your feelings in a personalized and imaginative way. In each happy birthday quote on this page, you will find a unique way to express happy birthday wishes to your loved ones.
Abraham Lincoln
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
William Shakespeare
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
Guatemalan Proverb
Everyone is the age of their heart.
Thomas B. Aldrich
